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justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

  • play game
  • congratulation u r gamer now
  • anyone says ur not
  • hit them with game device

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  • people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick
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neverknewandneverwill:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.


I got stuck


Pansy


Challenge accepted


Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally


Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS??????? 

GUYS IT’S A TRAP


IT THE CUPCAKE GUY. THANK YOU CUPCAKE GUY

neverknewandneverwill:

teamfreekickass:

thislilcutie:

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

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I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Yes it got better finally

Let’s try this….

I feel dumb

so far so good…

And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..

What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???

HEELS??????? 

GUYS IT’S A TRAP

IT THE CUPCAKE GUY. THANK YOU CUPCAKE GUY

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suit-and-bowtie:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

eye pallets - benedict cumberbatch 

based on this post

he has a fucking rainbow in his eyes

i quit

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longlivethehokage:

so i made a thing

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move bitch, get out the way!
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
(x) (x)

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move bitch, get out the way!

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS

(x) (x)

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So let me get this straight:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

kraft zesty dressing

yet

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no one

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sees

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problem

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with

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these ones?

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rebel-in-overalls:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

toastradamus:

feistymoose:

philsmismatchedsocks:

therisingsatan:

Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?

Did you just mix two of tumblr’s trends for this week together?

Bitch she might have.

Where did you come from?

Where did you go?

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Tags: tumblr
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johnfreakingegbert:

thefollower22:

johnfreakingegbert:

Fooooooooood

waterrrrrrrrr

aaaaaatmosphere 

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jackfrost-flakes:

Some of our favorite computer animated cuties all grown up 

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broadway-aradia:

when you get a gallon of milk is all the milk from the same cow or is it a mixture of a bunch of different cows’ milk

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esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

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weirdnessloveandscifi:


trinityburn:
So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~

You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.

weirdnessloveandscifi:

trinityburn:

So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book ~

You know when people say “What’s the alternative to cat-calling?” This. This is the alternative.

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curlz101:

two-trolls-one-pail:

shadeofthehero:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.


I got stuck


Pansy


how can you call yourself a man if you cannot do this simple task


I AM WITH YOU MY BROTHERS!

Reblogging because I have no idea how this got better. 

curlz101:

two-trolls-one-pail:

shadeofthehero:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

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I got stuck

Pansy

how can you call yourself a man if you cannot do this simple task

I AM WITH YOU MY BROTHERS!

Reblogging because I have no idea how this got better. 

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